{"id":382,"date":"2024-12-23T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-12-23T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elizabethdoman.com\/?p=382"},"modified":"2025-10-06T21:55:46","modified_gmt":"2025-10-07T02:55:46","slug":"a-letter-to-satan-um-santa-um-one-of-those","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wordpress.elizabethdoman.com\/?p=382","title":{"rendered":"A Letter to Satan. Um. Santa. Um. One of those."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I asked my writing group for a writing prompt for this week. They said to do the &#8220;kid misspells his letter to Santa and it gets delivered to the wrong place.&#8221; Well, not only is this a prompt that&#8217;s been around for a while on the internets, but it&#8217;s turned into a movie, or so I&#8217;m told. Here&#8217;s the thing. In such prompts, Satan usually delivers. Which is&#8230; weird to me. So fine, let&#8217;s explore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Your excellency, another letter arrived.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;One would think the extraterrestrial letter carriers would have figured this out by now. Was the messenger appropriately incinerated?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yes, lordship. Would you like the same done to the letter?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yes. Wait- no, let me see it.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/elizabethdoman.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/letter-800x1024.jpg\" alt=\"A letter that looks like it was written in purple crayon. It says:\n&quot;Dear Satan\nCan I hav a X-box for Crismas? And a tV to plae it on?\nI at my peas like Mom said.\nLov Tim.&quot;\" class=\"wp-image-384\" style=\"width:611px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wordpress.elizabethdoman.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/letter-800x1024.jpg 800w, https:\/\/wordpress.elizabethdoman.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/letter-234x300.jpg 234w, https:\/\/wordpress.elizabethdoman.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/letter-768x983.jpg 768w, https:\/\/wordpress.elizabethdoman.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/letter.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;So. Tim wants an X-box. This is 6 year old Timothy Callens from the apartment by the railroad tracks in Lanesford in Virginia, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s the Tim.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;He has been rather good this year. Hm. You know what, go ahead. Find a nice TV and an X-box from&#8230; Lanesford doesn&#8217;t have much in the way of big box stores, do they? They&#8217;ve got the Wal-mart though. That&#8217;ll do. Find a good set there, wrap it up, send it to him on Christmas Eve.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;Your lordship? You want to <em>reward<\/em> him for being good?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;No, I want him to <em>feel <\/em>rewarded. Yes, actually, write on it &#8220;Thank you for eating your peas like Mom said.&#8221; Type it please. That should work.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;As you wish, sire. I confess, I&#8217;m confused though. Will this not encourage the good behavior?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;It will encourage him to feel he should be rewarded for the good behavior, yes. And when next year he&#8217;s tried harder and does not receive a similar gift, he&#8217;ll wonder if it was worth it. Besides, he&#8217;s not the only child in that household. How many siblings does Tim have?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Let me see&#8230; three, I believe.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;And what will they be getting for Christmas?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Hm&#8230; Books, socks, some toys their parents found in good condition at the thrift store&#8230; I see.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Jealousy. Exactly. Not only that, but the parents will be suspicious. Where did this come from? They didn&#8217;t buy it, and they didn&#8217;t approve each other&#8217;s buying of it. They don&#8217;t know where the money would have come from. Two parents working dead-end jobs? That&#8217;s not new X-box and TV levels of money for the holidays.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;So, suspicion, jealousy, entitlement&#8230; do you think you&#8217;ll get more from this?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Oh, there&#8217;ll certainly be infighting amongst the kids about who gets to use it when. Tim is the perfect age to say it&#8217;s his and he doesn&#8217;t want to share. His older siblings will want to try though and will be upset Tim got it and not them, and they&#8217;ll all be furious if the younger sister so much as touches it with her little drool covered hands. That&#8217;ll fray the parents&#8217; nerves for sure. I expect the peace in the household to plummet. Yes, I expect good return on this investment. Might pay off in spades for years to come.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;It shall be done.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One can hope that Tim learns to share and this turns into a good experience for the family instead, even if the mysterious benefactor is never discovered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One (me) also hopes that your holidays are pleasant, full of good surprises, heartwarming times, and family and friends who uplift each other. 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